" speed bump "

 [ "speed bump" ]

1:  a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

  * e.g.,  ... Someone needs to repair the speed bump. 

 [ "speed bump" ]

2:  anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

 [ "speed bump" ]

1:  A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

  * e.g.,  ...  He was a speed bump that I already forgot 

 [ "speed bump" ]

2:  A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

  * e.g.,  ...  She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump. 

 [ "speed bump" ]

3:  A fat ass

  * e.g.,  ...  Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: An interference during sexual intercourse

  * e.g.,  ... "I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly" 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.

  * e.g.,  ... "That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!" 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

  * e.g.,  ... "So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump." 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

  * e.g.,  ... I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way. 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis

  * e.g.,  ... I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her. 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: A girl that'll fuck for meth.A female that prostitutes herself for methamphetamine.

  * e.g.,  ... Oscar-"I really like Sara. Last night we did some shit and talked till 6am. I think I'm going to ask her out." ChunkDaddy-"You got Sara spun and all u did was talk all night? U the biggest bitch I know! Dat speed bump suck my balls b4 I even knew her name cuz she hear I had a bag." 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: the victim of a drive by shooting

  * e.g.,  ... 3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps 

 [ "speed bump" ]

1: very small tits.

  * e.g.,  ... Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.